Funny Life Quotes:

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“When I’m bored, I send a text to a random number saying “I hid the body…now what?”

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“Go ahead. Judge me. Just remember to be perfect the rest of your life.”

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“Some say the glass is half full,some say the glass is half empty. I say¬†‘Are you gonna drink that?’ ”