Funny Quotes:

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“If you have something stupid to say … please rise your hand…and put it firmly over your mouth!!.”

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Quote3:

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“In bed, it’s 6A.M. you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 7:45. At work, it’s 1:30. close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 1:31.”

Quote4:

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“I love my computer because my friends live in it.”